Ed Sheeran Alphabet → M for Middle Finger
Tell me again that you don’t ship Freebatch even just a little bit…
I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.
“I ran away when I was about sixteen. I’d had enough…I hated the lot of them: my parents with their pure-blood mania, convinced that to be a Black made you practically royal…my idiot brother, soft enough to believe them…They thought Voldemort had the right idea, they were all for the purification of the wizarding race, getting rid of Muggle-borns and having pure-bloods in charge.”